Saddam Hussein’s 15 Top Celebrity Crushes

Jane Mansfield

Saddam Hussein on Jane Mansfield “I love her for two reasons and If I have to explain to you what they are, you are a stupid dog who is not worthy of out revolution.  Die you must!”

Next Love: Katy Perry

Katy Perry

Saddam Hussein on Katy Perry “I loved her because she a kissed a girl and she liked it. I kissed a few girls and I really liked it. Finally, I agree with an imperialist American on something”

Next Love: Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe

Saddam Hussein on Marilyn Monroe “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Presidents Prefer Blondes. Saddam Prefer Blondes”

Next Love: Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts

Saddam Hussein on Julia Roberts “Who would not love a pretty woman standing by the side of the street who thinks $300 is a lot of money?”

Next Love: Linda Carter

Linda Carter

Saddam Hussein on Wonder Woman Linda Carter “I loved her because the head of my tribe once told me, behind every great man is a woman in a silly sexy outfit.” 

Next Love: Megan Fox

Megan Fox

Saddam Hussein on Megan Fox: “General Rommel! Who is that German jerk pretending to be a man from the desert? I am a real desert man and I would have been an undefeatable desert fox with a Foxy woman like Megan Fox”

Next Love: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

Saddam Hussein on Angelina Jolie: “Ms. & Mr. Smith is so bland. Angelina as Ms. Hussein with Saddam would have been an great team.  If Hussein can become president, why not Angelina a Ms. Hussein?”

Next Love: Linda Evans  

Linda Evans

Saddam Hussein on Linda Evans “I love her because she is a woman who appreciates a man with a little oil. I had 100 times more oil than Blake Carrington”

Next Love: Michelle Pfeiffer

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